Some cool celebrity style images:
guy fawkes
Image by maureen_sill
are you going to have another fucked up dream about wool blankets drowning people underwater for the fifth time
instead you should just hold a coup on malaria medication in remembrance of dead surrealist painters
fuck hard drugs, i'm pretty sure they all did malaria medddddz
you should kill all the malaria medication in the world for turning on you
thinking about getting treated like shit by your favorite celebrity
it is probably more likely when that person is usher than jamie stewart
i am safe on that one, i am pretty sure
maybe like taking a class for the easy good grade and mildly interesting subject matter and then realizing the professor is sort of a hang ten motherfucker who likes to terrify his students by throwing things and verbally harassing them
militia coup on malaria medication, throwdown takeover the world over
because in your dream they will wrap babies in wool blankets and dunk them in ice water for a long time and hold them underneath
until their faces are blue and their blood is frozen a little bit
and pull their bodies up lifeless wrapped in a gray woolen cloak that might as well have locks on all the folds
a dream about little kids dying underwater and standing on a little red boat across from them and forgetting how to swim
standing in a boat, on your own
god on his own
boat on yr own
goat on yr own
and waking up to chris brown on a boombox
or have another dream similar to those that the lead character in a movie like garden state or little miss sunshine would have
a nice dream, but that is sort of annoying with how typical it is, even though the colors were nice
because colors in those movies are always nice
like wes fucking anderson style!
nice colors, shit dialogue
i don't want to end up spending my time with nice colors and shit dialogue
maybe you prefer a combination of the wool blanket garden state type dream
i do not want to argue with you, or anyone, about anything, ever
because whatever we are arguing about is not worth hurting someone's feelings over
i am totally fucking indifferent and i do not care
and in islam you are to never speak of your bad dreams to anyone, you are to hold them within you
you are to wake up and say a prayer to allah and spit three times to your left side and you will be absolved
or are you just going to go to sleep like a brick and wake up feeling nothing
pass out to folk music in your ear and wake up to loud hip hop from the apartment next door on the daily, it's sort of nice
ego check time
play two instrumental songs on guitar for two seventeen year old muslim boys who care about fashion very much
in exchange for being shown how to make a bong out of a broken glass bottle by their non muslim friend
i won that trade, i think
feel like shit when you wake up, somebody told me, it's ordinary to feel like shit when you wake up, especially on the weekend
your peers are saving for adidas
you had to go inside in the middle of our conversation because it was an hour and ten minutes past sundown and time for the call to prayer
you said, please don't go anywhere, i'll be right back, i want to talk to you, i'll be back in five minutes
that made me feel incredibly good, i watched little kids set off fireworks until you came back and then the next day
jammed in a minibus next to an older driver
he was sweating a lot, he was hot and working all day, he said
i was holding a grocery bag with different halaal foods on my lap
you gave me a list in arabic and told me to hand it to the guy at the shop and he would do the rest
an emergency run to feed more than expected at the funeral, oh god, there is something i can actually do for someone in this country?
he said, you know what my problem is with the human race?
i said, probably not
he said, you know what's the first thing on most people's minds when they wake up?
no, not really
they think, "i am late."
yeah, maybe
that is my problem with the human race.
i said that you were lucky to only have one problem with the human race and that most people had infinite problems with the human race
then i said thank you and then i got off the bus and felt totally apathetic and knew i wasn't going to say anything remotely interesting for the rest of the day
walked up seventy nine stairs to the apartment, or the flat, or whatever
Eric Streckfuss, homebrew winner (01)
Image by cizauskas
Erich Streckfuss —winner of the DC Homebrewers Homebrew Competition, part of DC Beer Week— describes his beer: a hoppy 'Belgian-style' tripel.
The "Celebrity Judges" found it an excellent representation of the style.
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The DC Homebrewers Club held the finals of its Homebrew Competition at the Red Palace, as part of DC Beer Week.
Washington, D.C. (Atlas District)
20 August 2011.
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Photo by Yours For Good Fermentables.com.
Commercial use requires explicit permission, as per Creative Commons.
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Image by Hendel
The Benbow turned out to be a very pleasant Tudor-style place built as a celebrity retreat in the early 1900's. We hadn't brought much in the way of formalwear, but did our best and enjoyed their New Year's Eve dinner and party. The rain let up enough for a midnight fireworks show.
