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The Constitution-class USS Potemkin NCC-1657, all finished up. The Potemkin was featured in "the Ultimate Computer" as one of the four ships engaged in war games against an the Enterprise when it was under the control of the M-5 multitronic computer. The Potemkin and Lexington escaped the battle damaged by the Enterprise, while the Excalibur was destroyed and the Hood was severely damaged. It was also mentioned in "the Turnabout Intruder" and was featured in a chart in the sixth Star Trek movie, making it among the most-referenced/seen Constitution-class vessels. The ship, in theory, is named after the Russian Battleship Potemkin, famed for its role in the 1905 revolution which earned it celebrity in the 1917 revolution and beyond. That ship, in turn, was named after General Potemkin--famed for the story of his "Potemkin Villages" (fake villages supposedly made to impress Czarina Catherine the Great.

Here's a shot from below, showing the long-range sensors/landing gear (gray triangles) and cargo hatches (colored markings on underside).

Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter"

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Cut-Out of Steve Irwin from an event where he spoke, July 2005 in Washington DC

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Killed

The Associated Press
Monday, September 4, 2006; 7:14 AM

CAIRNS, Australia -- Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44.

Irwin was at Batt Reef, off the remote coast of northeastern Queensland state, shooting a segment for a series called "Ocean's Deadliest" when he swam too close to one of the animals, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said.

"He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said Stainton, who was on board Irwin's boat at the time.

Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.

Irwin was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchword "Crikey!" in his television program "Crocodile Hunter." First broadcast in Australia in 1992, the program was picked up by the Discovery network, catapulting Irwin to international celebrity.

He rode his image into a feature film, 2002's "The Crocodile Hunters: Collision Course" and developed the wildlife park that his parents opened, Australia Zoo, into a major tourist attraction.

"The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest dads on the planet," Stainton told reporters in Cairns. "He died doing what he loved best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. He would have said, 'Crocs Rule!'"

Prime Minister John Howard, who hand-picked Irwin to attend a gala barbecue to honor President Bush when he visited in 2003, said he was "shocked and distressed at Steve Irwin's sudden, untimely and freakish death."

"It's a huge loss to Australia," Howard told reporters. "He was a wonderful character. He was a passionate environmentalist. He brought joy and entertainment and excitement to millions of people."

Irwin, who made a trademark of hovering dangerously close to untethered crocodiles and leaping on their backs, spoke in rapid-fire bursts with a thick Australian accent and was almost never seen without his uniform of khaki shorts and shirt and heavy boots.

His ebullience was infectious and Australian officials sought him out for photo opportunities and to promote Australia internationally.

Irwin's public image was dented, however, in 2004 when he caused an uproar by holding his infant son in one arm while feeding large crocodiles inside a zoo pen. Irwin claimed at the time there was no danger to the child, and authorities declined to charge Irwin with violating safety regulations.

Later that year, he was accused of getting too close to penguins, a seal and humpback whales in Antarctica while making a documentary. Irwin denied any wrongdoing, and an Australian Environment Department investigation recommended no action be taken against him.

Stingrays have a serrated, toxin-loaded barb, or spine, on the top of their tail. The barb, which can be up to 10 inches long, flexes if a ray is frightened. Stings usually occur to people when they step on or swim too close to a ray and can be excruciatingly painful but are rarely fatal, said University of Queensland marine neuroscientist Shaun Collin.

Collin said he suspected Irwin died because the barb pierced under his ribcage and directly into his heart.

"It was extraordinarily bad luck. It's not easy to get spined by a stingray and to be killed by one is very rare," Collin said.

News of Irwin's death spread quickly, and tributes flowed from all quarters of society.

At Australia Zoo at Beerwah, south Queensland, floral tributes were dropped at the entrance, where a huge fake crocodile gapes. Drivers honked their horns as they passed.

"Steve, from all God's creatures, thank you. Rest in peace," was written on a card with a bouquet of native flowers.

"We're all very shocked. I don't know what the zoo will do without him. He's done so much for us, the environment and it's a big loss," said Paula Kelly, a local resident and volunteer at the zoo, after dropping off a wreath at the gate.

Stainton said Irwin's American-born wife Terri, from Eugene, Ore., had been informed of his death, and had told their daughter Bindi Sue, 8, and son Bob, who will turn 3 in December.

The couple met when she went on vacation in Australia in 1991 and visited Irwin's Australia Zoo; they were married six months later. Sometimes referred to as the "Crocodile Huntress," she costarred on her husband's television show and in his 2002 movie.

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TV Shows We Used To Watch - Sunday 4th January 1970

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9-9.30 Nai Zindagi-Naya Jeevan

(Nai Zindagi Naya Jeevan (New Way (Hindi) New Life (Urdu)) was a BBC television programme broadcast from 1968 until 1982. It was the first major programming for Hindi and Urdu-speaking viewers and represented the beginnings of regular broadcasting in the UK for non-native English speakers. Until that point, all BBC programmes had assumed an English-speaking audience.)

11.0-11.30 Seeing and Believing

1.25-1.50 Farming

2.00 Education Programme: The Minister of Education answers parents questions

2.29 BBC News Headlines

2.30 A Film for the Family (new series): Goodbye My Lady (1956 film) starring Brandon de Wilde

(Good-bye, My Lady is a 1956 American film adaptation of the novel Good-bye, My Lady (1954) by James H. Street. The book had been inspired by Street's original story appearing in The Saturday Evening Post. Street was going to be the principal advisor on the film when he suddenly died of a heart attack.)

4.00 Billy Smart's Circus for Children

(A larger-than-life character, Billy Smart (1894-1966) was born April 25, 1894, in a family of 23 children. His father had owned a small furniture moving company in West Ealing, England, but business must have been bad (not to mention the hardship caused by trying to provide for his huge family), or perhaps Mr. Smart, Sr. had a longing for adventure, for at age 15, young Billy was operating his father's hand-cranked roundabout on a fairground at Slough.)

5.00 Holiday '70 (new series) with Cliff Michelmore

(Arthur Clifford "Cliff" Michelmore (born 11 December 1919) is a British television presenter and producer. He is best known for the BBC television programme Tonight, which he presented from 1957 to 1965. He also hosted the BBC's television coverage of the Apollo moon landings, the Aberfan disaster, the 1966 and 1970 UK general elections and the investiture of Prince Charles as Prince of Wales in 1969. He was appointed Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) in 1969.)

5.30 Ivanhoe

(Ivanhoe was a BBC television series from 1970. The script was by Alexander Baron, based on Sir Walter Scott's novel of the same name. The director was David Maloney. It was shown on the Sunday tea-time slot on BBC1, which for several years showed fairly faithful adaptations of classic novels aimed at a family audience. It was later shown on US television. It consisted of five 50-minute episodes. It is not widely remembered nowadays, but is remembered favourably by some who do remember it, as one of the better BBC Sunday adaptations, and possibly more accessible to a late 20th-century audience than Scott's original novel.)

5.55 Clangers

(Clangers was a popular British stop-motion animated children's television series of short stories about a family of mouse-like creatures who live on, and in, a small blue planet (quite similar to, but not intended to be, the Moon). They speak in whistles, and eat green soup supplied by the Soup Dragon. The programmes were originally broadcast by the BBC from 1969–1972.)

6.05 BBC News

6.15 Religion in the Sixties: part 1 The Personal Dilemma

6.50 Songs of Praise: from Singer Hall, Clydebank

7.25 Paul Temple: Inside Information

(Paul Temple is a British-German television series which originally aired on the BBC between 1969 and 1971. It features Francis Matthews as Paul Temple, the fictional detective created by Francis Durbridge, who solves crimes with the assistance of his wife Steve. It aired in 52 episodes each with a running time of around fifty minutes. Producer Derrick Sherwin was reassigned on short notice from the BBC's Doctor Who television series.)

8.15 With a Song in my Heart (1952 Musical Film) starring Susan Hayward

(With a Song in My Heart is a 1952 biographical film which tells the story of actress and singer Jane Froman, who was crippled by an airplane crash on February 22, 1943, when the Boeing 314 Pan American Clipper flying boat she was on suffered a crash landing in the Tagus River near Lisbon, Portugal. She entertained the troops in World War II despite having to walk with crutches. The film stars Susan Hayward, Rory Calhoun, David Wayne, Thelma Ritter, Robert Wagner, Helen Westcott and Una Merkel. Froman herself supplied Hayward's singing voice.)

10.05 BBC News

10.15 Omnibus: Ian Fleming, creator of the James Bond myth

(1970 Omnibus (TV series documentary) Himself. – Ian Fleming Creator of the James Bond Myth (1970)

11.15 Monthy Python's Flying Circus

(Monty Python’s Flying Circus (known during the final series as just Monty Python) is a British sketch comedy series created by the comedy group Monty Python and broadcast by the BBC from 1969 to 1974. The shows were composed of surreality, risqué or innuendo-laden humour, sight gags and observational sketches without punchlines. It also featured Terry Gilliam's animations, often sequenced or merged with live action. The first episode was recorded on 7 September and broadcast on 5 October 1969 on BBC One, with 45 episodes airing over four series from 1969 to 1974, plus two episodes for German TV.)

11.45 Weatherman

BBC2

5.15-6.15 Time Machines: Lecture 1 In the Beginning ... Moving Through Time and Space

7.00 BBC News Review

7.25 The World About Us: The Incredible Hummingbirds

(The Hummingbird is capable of rapid ascent and descent, flying manoeuvres and speeds)

8.15 Music Now: an examination

9.15 Yesterday's Witness: The Battle of Cable Street

10.00 Morning Story (play)

10.20 Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In

(Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In is an American sketch comedy television program that ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968, to March 12, 1973, on the NBC television network. It was hosted by comedians Dan Rowan and Dick Martin and featured, at various times, Chelsea Brown, Johnny Brown, Ruth Buzzi, Judy Carne, Richard Dawson, Henry Gibson, Arte Johnson, Goldie Hawn, Larry Hovis, Jeremy Lloyd, Dave Madden, Pigmeat Markham, Gary Owens, Pamela Rodgers, Barbara Sharma, Alan Sues, Lily Tomlin and Jo Anne Worley.)

11.10 BBC News Summary

11.15 Late Night Line-Up: Film Night

ITV London (LWT London Weekend Television)

11.00 Service from St. Matthew's, Bradford

12.15 Katie Stewart Cooks

(Katie Stewart, who has died aged 78, was one of the country's first culinary TV stars but, typically, was too modest to realise her role in the vanguard of celebrity chefdom.)

12.40 Taste and Style: Genuine or Fake?

1.05-1.30 You and Your Child

1.50 Doctor on Call

2.15 Face the Press: Brian Clough

(Early in the 1968/69 season World Of Sport was including a five or ten minute "Soccer Round Up" at around 2:20pm, by 21st September 1968 this had mutated into "On The Ball" which appears to have initially consisted of brief conversations with the four ITV commentators working for the major regions (Brian Moore, Hugh Johns, Danny Blanchflower and Barry Davies). On 4th January 1969 the slot was expanded to 25/30 minutes and moved to the start of the programme with Jimmy Hill also becoming involved. Now the host, Brian Moore had to present On the Ball from whichever ground he had been assigned to commentate for The Big Match and the location had to be obscured from view to prevent potential punters from staying at home and watching the match on TV the following afternoon instead. Probably for this same reason the link-ups with the other commentators were apparently dropped for the start of the 1969/70 season which in turn allowed for more air-time to be given over to Jimmy Hill - who remained an integral part of On the Ball until he left ITV after the end of season 1972/73. Hill was not replaced, although there were numerous guests, but in August 1978 On The Ball was dropped in favour of "Headline" co-presented by Dickie Davies which gave ITV scope for addressing potentially more pressing sporting issues at the top of the programme. Brian Moore was furious and almost left ITV over the decision (the BBC were eager to take him). It was eventually agreed that former Liverpool and Scotland player Ian St John would sit alongside Dickie Davies for "Headline" whilst Moore would now be able to concentrate on his Big Match duties having secured himself an improved contract, yet on 27th October 1979 (following a three month strike that took ITV off the air) On The Ball was restored, albeit now presented by Ian St. John.)

2.45 Sports Arena

3.15 The Big Match

4.15 The Owl Service

4.45 The Golden Shot

5.30 Julia: (US Sitcom) starring Diahann Carroll in It Takes Two to Tangle

6.00 ITN News

6.15 Friends and Neighbours

6.35 Seven Days

7.25 Frost on Sundays

8.25 Ice Palace (1960 film) starring Richard Burton, Robert Ryan

10.10 ITN News

10.20 Ice Palace (film continued)

11.05 Tonight with David Nixon

11.50 Outlook '70

ITV Midlands (ATV Associated Television)

12.15 Doctor on Call

12.40 Taste and Style: Genuine or Fake?

1.05-1.30 100 Years at School

1.45 Cannonball

(Fun, free-wheeling, undemanding early adventure series, Cannonball was a series of half-hour family dramas chronicling the adventures of two truckers who hauled freight on the highways of Canada and the U.S.A. U.S. actors Paul Birch (Mike Malone) and William Campbell (Jerry Austin) in what was essentially a format to the later and classic, Route 66. Filmed around Toronto, Canada, the series was a joint Canadian/UK production, yet another example of Lew Grade's incredibly prolific ITC company co-production output. It aired in Canada on Mondays at 9.30pm on the CBC network. Apart from its two American leads, the series relied heavily on Canadian talent in supporting roles. Beth Lockerbie was Mary Malone, Mike's wife, and Beth Morris and Steve Barringer were Ginny and Butch Malone. Howard Milsom portrayed dispatcher Harry Butler. Other Canadian character actors who appeared in the show included Ruth Springford, Alfie Scopp, Sylvia Lennick, Eric House, and Cy Mack. Interestingly, the concept was revived fifteen years later in 1974, for the short-lived series starring Claude Akins and Frank Converse; Movin' On. )

2.15 Star Soccer

3.15 Look Before You Love (1948 film) starring Margaret Lockwood

(Look Before You Love is a 1948 British drama film directed by Harold Huth and starring Margaret Lockwood, Griffith Jones and Maurice Denham. A woman working in the British Embassy in Brazil falls in love and marries a man, but soon discovers him to be a drunken wastrel tied up with serious crime.)

4.45 As London

5.30 The Forest Rangers

6.00 As London

7.25 Just for You (1952 film) starring Bing Crosby

(Just for You is a 1952 film starring Bing Crosby and Jane Wyman and the final motion picture to be directed by Elliott Nugent. It was nominated for two Academy Awards in 1953.)

9.10 Strange Report: with Anthony Quayle in Heart-No Choice for the Donor

(Strange Report is a British television drama starring Anthony Quayle as Adam Strange. It was produced by ITC Entertainment and first broadcast in 1969.)

10.10 ITN News

10.20 Frost on Sunday

(Sir David Paradine Frost, Kt., OBE (born 7 April 1939) is an English journalist, comedian, writer, media personality and daytime TV game show host. He spent two decades as host of Through the Keyhole, as well as conducting serious interviews with various political figures, among them The Nixon Interviews. Since 2012 he has been hosting the weekly programme The Frost Interview. From 2006-2012 he hosted the weekly programme Frost Over the World on Al Jazeera English.)

11.20 Tonight with David Nixon

(At the height of his career in the 1960s and early 1970s, David Nixon was the best-known magician in the UK. His shows included Tonight with David Nixon (1969), David Nixon's Magic Box (1970), and this one, The David Nixon Show, which started in 1972 and ran until his death in 1978 at the age of 59. Royston Mayoh, the long-running Thames producer/director, oversaw this 1975 series. Guests in this edition were Rod Hull and Emu, Fred Kaps, Penny Meredith and June Bronhill. The magical advisor was Ali Bongo, who later worked with Paul Daniels.)

I See Xmas - Moby is in another book!

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The "I-See" series returns with your essential guide to the magic of Christmas, replete with lights, tinsel and baubles. Enjoy the festive season by spotting unique gifts, Christmas paraphernalia and all manner of shiny decorations.The title includes sections on Xmas media campaigns - police drink-driving awareness, the Sunday supplements' 'What to Wear at the Christmas Party' and of course chain-retailer signs proclaiming 'Only 53 Shopping Days Until Xmas!!!!'Delight in observing frenzied shoppers buying last-minute gifts, artificial trees adorned with tacky Christmas decorations, and eccentric Brits up and down the country 'expressing themselves' by decorating their houses with miles of twinkling lights, fake plastic Santas and wire-framed reindeer.You can now spread the festive cheer all around with "I-See...Xmas", an irreverent look at the most magical time of year. This is your spotter's guide to all the modern joys of Christmas. It includes such Xmas delights as 'novelty gifts' and celebrity fragrances. It covers signs of the approaching festive season, including the obligatory Xmas song.

www.amazon.co.uk/I-See-Xmas-Mary-Claire-Kelly/dp/19060323...

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NYC - LES: Katz's Delicatessen

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In 1888, a Russian immirant family established a Jewish delicatessen at 205 E Houston Street on the Lower East Side. Aside from the advent of refigeration, little has changed at Katz's deli since then, as it still retains a grungy sheen to its throngs of tourists, regulars and celebrities. Today Katz's makes about 5,000 pounds of corned beef (cured for 30 days, compared to commerciall prepared 36-hour corned beef), 2,000 pounds of salami and 12,000 hot dogs a week--the old-fashioned way, on the premises.

During World War II, with owner's three sons overseas and a family tradition of sending food, Katz's encouraged parents to "Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army." To this day, they will still ship anywhere in the world. It became one of the deli's famous catch phrases, along with "Katz's, that's all!" which is still painted on the side of the building.

Katz's has played a pivotal setting in a number of movies. Most notably, when Meg Ryan faked an orgasm in "When Harry Met Sally..." The table at which she and Billy Crystal sat is marked with a sign that reads "Where Harry Met Sally...hope you had what she had!" Other famous scenes include Johnny Depp meeting his FBI contact in "Donnie Brasco" and Judge Reinhold grabbing a bite in Offbeat. The walls present a photographic guest list that's a venerable "Who is Who" in culture, sports, entertainment and politics.

Katz's Deli was featured on the Travel Channel show, Man Vs. Food

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